I thought it was time to take a look at some of the East Coast racing
folks and the inner circle of stories surrounding these dedicated but
highly controversial souls. Running Nitro in a drag car definitely
produced some strange personalities, although always good-natured and
mostly harmless. Of course, they are folks I knew personally, and the rest
of you should tell your own tales, as I'm sure this strange club is not
limited just to the Nitro crowd.
So here's the first fellow and the reason I remember him. If you were
around in the sixties and seventies and knew him, you will relate to these
stories about him, I'm sure. His name is Dave Robinson. Now Dave had a Top
Fuel car for many years, and some of the best shoes around drove for him
over those years. Dave came from Honeybrook, Pennsylvania. He was known
affectionately to all the crews as the Honeybrook Flash. He always ran a
392 Chrysler, and when money became a problem, he would collect all the
parts everyone else discarded. He somehow got his car together and always
made the show. He had lots of experience and determination, so you could
never take running him lightly. Just when you thought you had him covered,
he'd go roaring by you.
We're at the ‘Grove one day and had just finished qualifying. We were
sitting around the trailer watching the Honeybrook Flash pushing his car
back and forth on the pits lower return road trying to get it to fire.
Bang, pop, cough, sputter went the engine time after time. He finally
gives up trying, and walks over to us. I can see him to this day. Always
had on a racing T shirt with Ed Pink on it, cut off jeans and tan
sneakers, full of holes, and no socks. On top of the sneakers, he had an L
for left and an R for right across the toes. Now don't get me wrong, I'm
not implying he didn't know what was going on; he was dumb like a fox. He
just did it his way. He was coming over to chat, and he needed to borrow
some fuel.
It seems the day before; he had some visitors to his garage. Now Dave
was a good storyteller, and usually was hanging around the garage with
whoever would stop in. That day he's talking to a crew from another top
fuel car who stopped buy. He's siphoning Nitro from the 55-gallon drum
into plastic bottles. He's talking away. The phone rings and he goes to
answer it. Another bull session starts, and he forgets about the Nitro.
The other folks are walking around the garage, taking in the piles of
parts. All the Nitro that was left in that drum is running across his
garage floor, and it's a dirt floor. Dave finally sees it, just shakes his
head, hangs up the phone, and everyone grabs shop rags and towels and
starts to blot up what fuel they can save. Dave filters what Nitro he
could out of the slurry and mud. No wonder he was short on fuel. What he
was trying to get his car to run on was probably unusable. Who knows what
else was on the floor in his garage? This didn't stop old Dave from
trying, though.
Speaking of Dave's garage, we visited him one night. I think we took a
set of our slicks down to Dave for his usage. Everyone told us we just had
to see his shop just one time. It was worth the trip. Dave had every part
he ever ran for maybe ten years, good or bad, he never threw anything
away. Parts that looked bad and unusable one year looked better than what
he ran this year. But the thing that really was a mystery to me was this:
he had a regular car lift in the garage that was bent about halfway up the
center shaft so you couldn't lower it down. I mean it was badly bent. The
shaft was about ten inches in diameter, and I wondered how in the heck you
would bend it. On top of the lift were boxes of stuff, at about a 20
degree angle stacked almost to the ceiling. How the boxes didn't fall off
the lift was a mystery also. I thought we should ask him how the heck that
happened, but we just let it ride. To this day when I see some of the
guys, I just say, "How about that car lift in the Honeybrook
Flash's garage?" It's worth about two minutes of laughter to this
day. I understand Dave has moved to Florida for retirement. If you read
this, are from his area, and hear of him, check out the garage. I'd bet
five gallons of Nitro, nothing much has changed.
One more while I'm reminiscing. Everyone remembers Charley Hill. His
Filthy Forty-Ford car was famous back in the old days. He also had one of
the hardest charging AA/Fuel Altereds of all time, bar none. This car was
down right amazing and nasty. A ‘48 Fiat, blown 426 Hemi, always set on
kill. He would have qualified at most of the Top Fuel shows back in the
early seventies. The dang thing would run in the sixes and usually used up
both lanes to do it. I remember when Wild Willie and the Bad Habit had a
match race. If anyone would have that show on film, it would be worth
almost any sum of money today. I remember talking to Willie at that race.
He couldn't believe Charley and his gang showed up with two of everything,
just in case. No one was going to upstage the Bad Habit.
Anyway, Charley was one the characters you could never forget. He was a
big man who loved to eat. He would get his car into the show, and stroll
around the pits amongst the Nitro crowd. He had a fondness for two kinds
of desert. One was a cake called a Red Velvet Cake. The other was a cherry
cheesecake. He had found the best places to buy either one, no matter were
he raced. He would come strolling through the pits with a big cake in his
arms. He'd walk over to you, and ask you if you wanted any cake. If you
said yes, he'd reach down, tear off a big piece for you with his hand, and
scrape it into your hand. No plates for the cake ever entered Charles's
mind. Male or female, that's the way it came. He would lick his fingers
and walk over to the next crewmember to repeat the operation.
Now if you insulted Charley by not partaking of his offer, I think he
would tell his driver, Parmer, to make sure if you ever ran the Bad Habit,
he should run through the traps with your car in the same lane. I don't
know that for a fact, but it sure happened more than once. When you got
the opportunity to run Parmer and the Bad Habit you had two choices: you
could try to outrun him and get way out in front (almost impossible), or
you could let him leave on you. Then your driver would most likely be
running through the Bad Habit's tire smoke, wondering which lane Parmer
was in. By the way, the cake was always delicious; we would always eat two
pieces.
Both Charley and Parmer are gone, off to the big dragway like so many
racing friends. As you can tell by all the postings out in cyberspace, it
seems to happen every week. It's probably just my own imagination. But I
have started to return to some tracks in the last few years. I always walk
around alone at some point, and most times a little shiver twitches
through me. This past summer I returned to a little track I started to
work at back in 1959. It was called Vargo's Dragway, in Elephant,
Pennsylvania. There was a thirty-year reunion celebration going on. Lots
of old drag cars and street rods. I walked down the track alone last
summer towards dusk.
It has large cracks in its surface with plants growing up through it at
places, but it's still there. It's where I saw my first fuel car, the
Nocentino and Vane car. Everyone else was standing around the starting
line. I walked down the quarter mile alone, and stopped at the finish
line. I remembered sitting at that very spot years ago on a folding chair.
My job was judging the winners of the race. I was seventeen years old and
dumb enough to sit there. Sure enough, that little shiver ran down my
spine and the lump came up in my throat. I looked around and the tears
gathered in my eyes, probably sinus problems -- all those weeds. I hope
nobody saw me; I didn't want to look foolish. It only lasted for a couple
of seconds. I shook it off, and wondered what that was all about. Was it
just an older man remembering his youth? Was it ghosts and hobgoblins? Or
was it something more?
I continued my walk to the end of the shutdown area. I looked out over
the cornfield, still there at the end of the track. I remembered the time
I drove our A/Dragster down the track for a time run, and then shutting it
down. We were pushing the car back up the return road. I noticed that the
brakes didn't seem as responsive as I remembered. Just needed bleeding, I
thought; they felt mushy. We'd take care of it for next round. Next pass,
my partner Tom drove the car. I see the chute out, the dust fly, and he's
off into the cornfield. I arrived at the end of the track with our truck
we called Gentle Ben. It took me five minutes to find Tom amongst the
cornstalks to tow him out. He had big welts all over his face and arms
from the cornstalks whipping him. He hands me the brake handle. Little did
I know that on my run, I had bent the handle forward. The hole holding the
eyebolt stretched, and when Tom hit the brakes, the handle broke off. We
just laughed together and started wondering how we would fix it for my
next run. Just another fun-filled day at the races.
Our car ran about 155 MPH back then on a good day. I then remembered
that many a car ran over 200 MPH at this track. I'm standing and thinking
all these thoughts. I then turn on my heels and start walking up the
return road, back to the crowd at the starting line. Many of the folks
standing around helped to run that track every week for many years, and we
still raced our own cars while we worked. I never ever heard anyone
complain. The hard work and the time involved were part of the formula.
Get the car ready for some racing during the week. Get up early Sunday
morning and tow to the track, work and race and help make the show flow
for the paying fans. Now that I have time to think about it, I feel a
little better. I realize that the emotions I felt on my walk down the
track were not that strange. Fond memories and time gone by can create
some powerful emotions. I can only remember the good things. There must
have been some bad experiences, but today none seem possible. I just can't
remember any. I think the difference between good or bad memories has to
do with friendship, the people you loved, and the things you loved doing.
In this case, it was all three of these things, and of course the
characters with character.
Gary Peters