grudge match at eddyville

flyinhillbilly · Postby **flyinhillbilly** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 10:07 pm

i think we should convince rapid to take off his wheelie bars and run my old junk chevelle in eddyville ..............i can see it now..........(that wavy thing you see on tv that denotes going into a dream sequence ) ....( bill pratt on the tower speaker ).....LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... NOW FOR THE MAIN EVENT..........A GRUDGE MATCH BETWEEN RANCID RANDY BAKER WITH HIS BASS PRO/ WAL MART FUEL ALTE..........................wait a minute........................who's been screwing with my sheets? ( voice in background ) bill , this is written with a thick southers accent ...( bill again ) dadgumit that stupid hillbilly's at it again!! NATHAN THE FLYING HILLBILLY CHANEY PLEASE REPORT TO THE TOWER IMEDIATELY!!!!..............NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!................( WAVY THING AGAIN ) maybe that isn't such a good idea after all......................but all the rust flying off of it at the starting line should distract him............hmmmm.......maybe if i cheat a little..........and cut a really good light..............and get a hot naked chick to stand in his lane................

Rapid Randy Baker · Postby **Rapid Randy Baker** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 10:49 pm

You had to bring that up again,,,,I have told Laura, "NO MORE" standing naked on the track,,,,,

flyinhillbilly · Postby **flyinhillbilly** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 10:57 pm

lol, i'll just find someone else, i'll bring plenty of corona's to bribe em with

Rapid Randy Baker · Postby **Rapid Randy Baker** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 11:07 pm

If you can find one who looks like my other wife,,,,Heather Locklear,,,,your plans stands a pretty good chance of succeeding!

flyinhillbilly · Postby **flyinhillbilly** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 11:30 pm

i don't think you realize just how much rust is liable to be flying around

flyinhillbilly · Postby **flyinhillbilly** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 11:33 pm

what's your car run anyway?

Rapid Randy Baker · Postby **Rapid Randy Baker** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 11:39 pm

1/8 = 4.17 @ 172mph

1/4 = 6.47 @ 211mph

Barb · Postby **Barb** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:05 am

But Randy goes in circles

YouTube · Postby **draglist** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 6:46 am

We'll be announcing all the match races, Mr. Hillbilly, you'll get to race whoever ya match up quickest against... of course, if you can get some WD40 on Randy's tires, I might give you shot! bp

Rapid Randy Baker · Postby **Rapid Randy Baker** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 9:39 am

But Randy goes in circles

Don't you have a 3-wheeler or a mini-bike to work on??

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