Ha Ha Ha
I got a good one to share with you. A Few years ago My Wife and I Decided to go to Italy for a vacation, rent a car and tour the old country visiting our family that still lives there. So we stop at the town where my family is from and stayed at my cousins hotel. It's nothing fancy very small town but popular in august during the feast. My cousin and his wife have 3 children and they live in the hotel, so the kids are always running around in there having fun. so we arrive there late in the day after driving for about 7 hrs. and just wanted to get some sleep. we talked to my cousin for a little while and then head up to our room. We get in the room, get settled in and I go to the bathroom sit on the toilet and I have no reading material with me just a pen and paper. so I'm looking around the room and the shower stall was right in front of the toilet. I open the curtain look down at the floor by the drain and I see this large black thing the size of a fist sitting there, hmmm what the hell is that!!! Must be one of the kids toys
I take the pen and poke at it HOOOOLLLLYYYYY SSSHIIIIITTTTT IT's a frigin SCORPION, I didn't yell to avoid alarming anyone. Now I never seen one of these things in person but when that tail shot up and got into fighting position I jumped back to the wall. So I say to my wife, Babe you Have too see this!!! she's half asleep and goes no I don't want to see it now I'm too tired
. No No No you have to see this
allllllrrriiggghhhhhtttt she says, walks into the bathroom and says what is that ? I poke at it again the tail comes shootin up and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH you sick S.O.B. that's a scorpion!!!!!!!! I'm not sleeping here tonight where the hell are we in the jungle.
I'll tell you this much that is a bad ass lookin little Insect. I wanted to keep it as a souvenir