Wear a skull cap, rip some holes in the legs of your jeans, pull them down around your butt, hang a key lanyard from your front pocket, an oversized pair of sunglasses then take a permanent marker and draw a tattoo of DHS on your shoulder and tell them you got beat in. "No" questions will come from anyone.
You will get a chuckle out of this bp. I was upstairs, with Sharon downstairs, and I tripped over the edge of the Murphy bed and when I tried to catch my balance I stomped the floor very hard. Sharon came running to the staircase and wanted to know if I was okay. I told her yes that I just stumbled and I was okay. She said, "Don't do that and go all Bill Pratt on me." I thought I was going to lose it right there. I laughed.
Everyone have a very good Sunday.