Postby Mtn.man » Tue Oct 31, 2006 5:24 pm
ya know your too old to trick or treat,,,,,,,
when you are the only Mummy with a walker....
someone says" great Kieth Richards mask" and you aren't wearing one...
you can't t-o-t too far from home cause you have to keep running to the john....
you pick a costume that won't mess with your hairpiece.....
you get winded going from house to house...
you ask for fiber candy.....
you lose balance when someone tosses in a full size candy bar....
when the door opens you shout Trick er,,, fergot the rest.....
Happy Halloweeny.....
Walk softly, carry a Big Gun
and Thank You Troops!