the flyin hillbilly raysun teem, and the old junk chevelle

[jim sanders]

if we sell this old Ford pickup this week and i have an extra c-note i might make it down

[wheelzman]

FH haven't heard much from you I thought you rolled the crawler and hit your noggin or sumpin? The OJC sounds like it will do you good this weekend, so go kick some butt. We will be waiting for your report on Monday and hey, send onea them burgers up here to Ohio for me. Iis hungry!

[flyinhillbilly]

ok, the report's coming a little early. what i thought was a head gasket problem turned out to be a ruptured cylinder wall is anybody else seeing a pattern here? so it looks like i'm done before i even got started this year anyway. so i'm going to move forward with the turbo motor i have been gathering parts for, details to come. i guess we are going to go and watch this weekend, and we'll probably enter jesse's 98 chevy 4x4 if his wife don't throw a fit in trophy eliminator, just gotta race something even if it's slow. after we get put on the trailer we're gettin DRUNK!!!! we already have a designated driver so don't worry about us

[jim sanders]

sorry to hear that FHB.... sounds like my week so far..

[flyinhillbilly]

lol, i hate that for ya jim, to add insult to injury urban hillbilly action videos said they're going to be there and will pay $150 to anyone who stands thier car on the bumper....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrg!!!!!!!!

[Billy Mac]

find you a buddy with a long boom on a wrecker......stand anything on the bumpe with one of those...('specially one without a motor in it....the car....NOT the wrecker )

[flyinhillbilly]

('specially one without a motor in it....the car....NOT the wrecker )

lmsao, i was planning on doing it with a large dose of nitrous oxide, but i guess that'd work too.

[jim sanders]

that reminds me.... many years ago i went to work at a gas station and they had and old style Ford wrecker , no wheel lift just a cable sling deal. all the controls were at the rear of the wreckerbed after you engaged the PTO... SO I'M gonna tow this hot chicks latemodel camaro to the dealership for her right.. i'm hooking up, need the 4x4 on the sling so i don't bend up the nose, looking at her 'cause she is hot, tryin; to be cool talking to her etc.. i am on a hill in her apartment complex with this old heap of a tow truck.. i have the front end off the ground, go around to put her car in nuetral and ease it (let it roll back ) to tighten everything up, get out to raise it a little more in the front and the whole mass of truck and new camaro decide to take off down the hill backwords . Ifranticly run around the right side to jump in the truck to give the park brake a few clicks (too the floor) and pump the supposedly funtioning line-loc type brakes,,, i am freaked out , she is screaming, when i think all is good i get back out of the truck to appoligize and she is jumping up and down pointing at her car which by this time has been winch cabled totally off the ground like pulling a shark out of the ocean!! hanging vertically off the pavement by the cable

[flyinhillbilly]

lmsao, if you'd have timed that right you could've made 150 bucks

[Rapid Randy Baker]