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i think we should convince rapid to take off his wheelie bars and run my old junk chevelle in eddyville ..............i can see it now..........(that wavy thing you see on tv that denotes going into a dream sequence ) ....( bill pratt on the tower speaker ).....LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... NOW FOR THE MAIN EVENT..........A GRUDGE MATCH BETWEEN RANCID RANDY BAKER WITH HIS BASS PRO/ WAL MART FUEL ALTE..........................wait a minute........................who's been screwing with my sheets? ( voice in background ) bill , this is written with a thick southers accent ...( bill again ) dadgumit that stupid hillbilly's at it again!! NATHAN THE FLYING HILLBILLY CHANEY PLEASE REPORT TO THE TOWER IMEDIATELY!!!!..............NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!................( WAVY THING AGAIN ) maybe that isn't such a good idea after all......................but all the rust flying off of it at the starting line should distract him............hmmmm.......maybe if i cheat a little..........and cut a really good light..............and get a hot naked chick to stand in his lane................

You had to bring that up again,,,,I have told Laura, "NO MORE" standing naked on the track,,,,,

lol, i'll just find someone else, i'll bring plenty of corona's to bribe em with

If you can find one who looks like my other wife,,,,Heather Locklear,,,,your plans stands a pretty good chance of succeeding!

i don't think you realize just how much rust is liable to be flying around

what's your car run anyway?

1/8 = 4.17 @ 172mph

1/4 = 6.47 @ 211mph

But Randy goes in circles

We'll be announcing all the match races, Mr. Hillbilly, you'll get to race whoever ya match up quickest against... of course, if you can get some WD40 on Randy's tires, I might give you shot! bp

But Randy goes in circles

Don't you have a 3-wheeler or a mini-bike to work on??