See guys, I told you the cream always rises to the top, and Nancy is on top of it all!!!
Rocky, it has just recently been de-classified so I can tell you the truth about your cake. I was paid, quite well, to steal your cake by a board member who's initials are, Jerry Giles, as a publicity stunt to keep you in the publics eye while your Hooptie was down for repairs.
Since your car is now on its way to being back in action, the "POWERS THAT BE" decided it was OK to release this top secret information to the general public,,creating another media frenzy for you.
Glad I was able to help you out buddy!!
