Bring the tranny in an un-marked crate to the corner of fifth and Main at 7:46
Walk into the phone booth and answer it when it rings. A man with a heavy asian accent will say, "Librarians love lengthy lap dances"..
Of course, phonetically, you will hear, "Ribrarians ruv renkphree rap dances".
To which, you repeat, "I'm a little tea pot, short and stout.. etc... etc.. "
You will then be given directions on where to meet the man in the purple hat who will exchange the money for said transmission.
Come alone and NO cops.. see...
Or else...