I've approached drag racing much like I've approached music (I love it, I
listen to it, but I don't play it) but after avidly following the sport for
a couple of decades, it finally dawned on me that I really should be racing
some of the time (yes, I should probably play an instrument, too). I made a
commitment to myself to race one time this past summer and after a few false
starts, followed through. Here are the particulars and my reflections on
them.
Since I own a 1973 AMC Matador (258 C.I. inline 6, mostly stock) and am a
member of NAMDRA, AMC's drag racing club, I decided to go to the AMC
Nationals (drag race/car show/swap meet) at Cordova, IL. Actually, I had
scheduled to go in '98 but something came up, so I really wanted to get
there this year. I registered early and paid to race plus have a table at
the swap meet. My car isn't a show car by any stretch of the word (it isn't
a race car either, which is beside the point but probably the reason I
didn't tell anybody at home I was going to race.)
The Matador had not been driven in 2 years and needed much work to be
roadworthy. Living in the grips of procrastination, I had a lot to do the
last 2 days and it didn't go smooth. Taking the car to the alignment shop, I
was told that the front-end bushings were so bad as to not be able to hold
an alignment but that it was probably relatively safe to drive for a couple
thousand miles (the rest of the summer) the way it was. I was planning to
rebuild the front end with polyurethane this winter so I wanted to hold off
so I drove it "as is." I also had a bucket seat project going with
the car and the way the new seats anchored into the floor didn't appear safe
so I spent considerable time on making that proper. The final thing that
needed changing was that the car had no sound system. I had an in dash
am/fm/8-track player to install but really was out of time. I cobbled it in
anyway and after doing some errands, pulled out of town 4 hours later than
planned meaning I would arrive in Cordova at about an hour past dark.
I picked up my son (who was vacationing at my in-laws, 3 hours south of
home) and we headed out. About 1.5 hours out, we merged from US 31 onto I-94
just north of Benton Harbor. It was a very windy day and the merge is from a
southerly heading to a westerly one. While on the curve, I came up behind a
semi and had to brake slightly. My car twitched badly. I thought, "Wow,
that wind or the air off that semi is stronger than I thought". When I
got on I-94 and accelerated, I realized my steering wheel had still been
cocked about 90 degrees "to fight the wind" and only when I
accelerated could I move it back to its rightful position for straight ahead
driving. I backed off the gas and had to turn the wheel to keep going
straight. I accelerated, and could straighten the wheel out. I'm now
thinking "Those alignment guys had something off and didn't put it back
together right". I gingerly pulled off at the next exit.
After a quick inspection of the front end (in a Meijers parking lot)
revealed nothing, I asked my son to drive away from me, and then drive
straight towards me and when I gave the motion, stop. I was thinking I would
be able to see the problem that way. But when he stepped on the gas to pull
away from me, it about blew my mind when I saw the REAR axle shift about
8" in the wheel well! I had lost the front bolt from the bottom link of
the 4-link rear suspension! Meijers didn't have a bolt so we limped to Lowes.
We made multiple trips into Lowes (I now have a small "ALMOST the right
size" bolt collection) to buy the bolt and a bottle jack (I left the
two I already own at home) to help me move the back axle into position. We
cleaned up our filthy selves at Burger King, and celebrated staying alive by
wolfing down some burgers and fries.
The rest of the trip was relatively uneventful except that my valve cover
leak was worse than I thought (on the exhaust side, of course!) and at every
stop, I had to soak up the oil sitting in the wells on the edge of the head.
When we got close to Cordova, something went against me and I got ill. Not
really knowing if we were close to the track or not, we pulled off the road
next to a cornfield where I went in a few rows and got rid of the problem. I
figure I either killed a few stalks of corn or they were going to be the
healthiest stalks in the field! As it turns out, we were only a mile or so
from Cordova Dragway and we pulled in after midnight.
We set up our tent and took a quick walk around the facility. Racing was
done and all the track lights were out. It was my 15-year-old son's first
visit to a drag strip. He went right to sleep but I couldn't. Finally, about
2 a.m. I dozed off only to be awakened at 3 a.m. by three guys talking loud
out in front of the tent. My take on it was they were drunk so I hesitated
to go out and ask them to be quiet however after about 20 minutes of
listening to descriptions of whose bones they wanted to jump and why, I
hoisted myself out of my sleeping bag, unzipped the tent, and wandered out
to where they were to ask them to quiet down. Really, they were pretty nice
about it considering the circumstances. On the way back to my tent, I
thought "Dornbos, THAT was a stupid thing to do. You could've got your
butt kicked!" I got back to sleep about four and since I was close to
the road, I was awakened by traffic at six.
There was a heavy enough dew on the car when I got up so I could towel it
off and have it look pretty good. The guy next to me got up, toweled off his
AMX, and walked over to say good morning. Now in the light, I could see some
of the cars around so I took a walk. This is a relatively small race and
show, approx. 70 cars in each. The hype this year was that Car Craft was
coming to do a feature on the race. Very cool for us AMC guys (it appeared
in the Dec. 99 issue). I walked over, looked at the track, and thought about
how bad I needed a cup of coffee. The kitchen was opening and they had a
no-options breakfast for the amazing price of $4.95 so I went over and woke
up my son and we went to eat.
A point of note about the diner at Cordova is they have a drag chute up
in the rafters. We wolfed down whatever the breakfast was (greasy) and went
to check in and see where we could help. I ran the competitors list up to
the tower guys and went back to the car to check the oil, check the rear
suspension bolt, unload all the traveling stuff, and set up my swap meet
table. I had a brief discussion with Jock Jocewicz about how great NAMDRA is
treated by Cordova, they seem like great people. This all being done, I went
to the staging lanes.
Having never had this car down the track before nor having ever bracket
raced before, my thoughts were that I would make 3 test-and-tune passes,
lose in the first round and go home with the experience of having raced. I
told my son, "Hey, some of these guys do this every weekend and their
cars are tricked out just for this so I really don't have a chance." My
first pass at 10:03 a.m. was an 18.719 (71 m.p.h.) letting the transmission
shift itself. My reaction time was a dismal 1.031. My second pass was 18.567
with me shifting at 4000 RPM. My reaction time was a much-improved .584
(what a difference leaving on the yellow makes!). My final test-and-tune
pass was 18.553 with the trans doing it's own shifting again. My reaction
time was .834. I made all three passes within a half-hour.
Since it really didn't seem to bother the ET. whether the trans or I
shifted, I decided to just let the trans do it when I raced. I chose 18.55
as my dial-in only because it was the fastest ET. I had gone and I really
didn't have any better game plan. It was at this point that I realized I
didn't have any shoe polish so I had to sheepishly ask the AMX owner next to
me if I could use his. I felt like a true beginner. I was in the
14.00-second and slower class (21 cars).
In the first round (which I had assumed would be my last), I did something
very right totally by accident, I cut a .511 light! My opponent, a nice
looking 1969 AMX driven by Gregg Seydel, dialed at 15.40 so had over 3
seconds to watch me go, long enough I guess for him to know I had cut a
decent light. In his effort to match my light, he red-lighted which gave me
the win. I was stunned. Gregg is the only guy I raced that day who I
didn't converse with later in the day which I regret somewhat from a
sportsmanship standpoint. I was standing right by him once too but it just
didn't happen.
My second round, I cut a .571 light to my competitor's .587 and I ran .006
over my dial to my competitor's .015 over so I won my second round. (Another
win against an AMX, now you I'm lovin' THAT!) The guy I raced, Brian
Saunders, is a good guy with a nice car and good racing experience. I felt
VERY fortunate to get past him. He bought a couple of 8-track tapes off my
swap-meet table anyway.
My third round was weird for me. For one thing, I raced a 1979 Concord who
was slower than me. I had yet to give someone else a head start so that was
different. I was in the other lane from what I had been in the first 2
rounds although I had been in that lane once for test-n-tune. I cut a poor
light, a .753 to my competitor's .604. After five passes all at 18.55 and
slower, I ran an 18.502. My competitor however ran .11 below his dial so I
won the round on a double breakout. I talked to the other driver, Alan
Weinke, later in the day and asked him where he got his extra power. He
seemed as surprised as I was about it. I'm starting to see where the weather
guru's could gain an edge.
Now back in the staging lanes, there are only three cars left for the semis.
There is a coin toss with the odd man getting the bye run and an easy
entree' into the finals. I reach in my pocket and don't have a coin. Just
then my son comes up and I beg a nickel off him. While he's fishing it out
of his pocket, the two other guys flip and they both have heads. I said,
"You know I'm lovin' this!" I flip a tails and make an 18.569 bye
into the finals.
In the finals, I cut a terrible light (.668) and lost the race by .001 to
the NAMDRA president, Jock Jocewicz in his 1972 Ambassador. Crossing the
finish line that close to another car was a cool experience, having never
had it before. By this round, I was looking up to see the foul indicator as
I was going down the track so I knew neither of us had redlighted and I
really wasn't sure who won until I got to the timing booth.
For some reason, the thrill of doing well never really grabbed me. I really
can't say why but for one thing, other than my son, I didn't know anyone
there so it seemed I was in the midst of strangers (which I was). I'm not
used to being at the track without friends, so that was weird. Maybe I
didn't "thrill to victory" because I realized that this was pure
luck and had virtually nothing to do with my skill. Maybe because my car is
so slow, I just didn't feel like I was legitimately racing (even though I
understand the bracket race concept very well) and there just isn't a ton of
inherent thrill in accelerating to expressway speed in 18+ seconds. Maybe my
expectations were just out of line.
I had to go back to my tent and scrounge around for the paperwork for the
race to look up what I had won. I had so convinced myself that I wouldn't
make it past round one that I never even considered prize money. When I
realized I had won $200, that was very cool but I missed another $200 by
.001 seconds and that bugged me! We hung out for the very low-key
("anybody that's got anything coming, come up and get in line")
awards presentation and when I got my check, it was for $190 which I didn't
question. NAMDRA later mailed me the $10 error with apologies. Also, I
received a very nice 20" trophy that looks real good at my house.
We had to be in Chicago for business the next morning, were running on
little sleep, and my son, who couldn't drive, and is much more of a doer
than a spectator, was bored, so we didn't stay for Cordova's regular night
racing. (As a side note: my son was disappointed when I told him he couldn't
ride along with me down the track. It had never dawned on me to discuss that
with him before being there.)
When I called my family that night on the phone, my other son answered and
when he asked how my day went, I told him I raced the Matador, went to the
finals, and won a big trophy. He laughed and laughed and didn't really
believe me. When I told my wife I went to the finals, won a big trophy and
$200, she too laughed and laughed. She told me later that when she told my
in-laws about it, they laughed and laughed too. My Mustang-loving friend
also laughed when I told him (however he did have to admit that he had never
won $200 racing any of his much cooler-than-mine cars). If nothing else, I
guess it's good for a laugh. In all reality, my family and friends were very
happy for me and I got a custom-made tee shirt from my dad-in-law a couple
weeks later that says, "My other car is a Mean Green Matador".
After all was said and done, the greatest difference I could see between
racing and spectating is the focus. I don't think I enjoyed watching any
racing that day at all; I was too involved in my own gig. I did read the
race results in the following NAMDRA newsletter closer than I ever had
before (they misspelled my name in all places... vanity, vanity.) In any
case, I am looking forward to both spectating AND racing next season.
Thanks for reading about my beginner racing experience. Next month, I'll
have an article about ideas, rules, and sanctioning bodies, which is the
kind of stuff that caused Bill Pratt and I to meet in the first place.
Doug Dornbos